GURU

Betty drinks an authenticity drink, so she becomes completely true to herself

Betty: so now I will be totally peaceful about anything that happens in my life?

Guru: exactly

Betty: so it means that my choices are truthful, and the world can hardly stop me from feeling happy and loving?

Guru: I cannot contradict this

Betty: that's wonderful! I wish everyone on earth felt this way

Guru: eh..well, please be careful with those kind of wishes. I once knew a guy, his name was Jezus....well, it all ended tragically and very rapidly too

Betty: but why?

Guru: God knows why. Nobody seems to have inner peace when it comes to peace

Betty: well, legs and fingers crossed then

Guru: all right then, cheerio!