BETTY AND BAMBI

On Monday Betty went out to the woods to talk to Bambi

Betty: Hey Bambi, how are you?

Bambi: o, I work out, good food, lots of friends and all that shit

Betty: and what about your adventures. Still good?

Bambi (weary): no adventures...no..these days I am much more of a loner

Betty: what's the problem?

Bambi: I am ugly Betty, real ugly!

Betty: Hell no. Bambi, you have got a great body, you have got lovely big eyes, your hair is soft and shiny and your teeth-

Bambi: which teeth, you cannot even see them Betty!

Betty: sorry, I was just projecting something on to you

Bambi: you watch your words, you little red dress. Don't get me started here

Betty: I know, my act... it's a problem

Bambi: so change that before you open that cheeky little mouth of yours

Betty: yeah well...we do not all have such a fabulous big mouth like you that bites so fiercely into the tender flesh of-

Bambi: (growls) Betty

Betty: Oops....sorry. all right then...cheerio!