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Betty wants something

PP: "I don't think I understand what you really want"
BETTY: " What all christmas trees want Professor"

BB plays Santa Claus at night

BETTY: A man should always remember to darn his socks!

PP and BB in a sleigh

BB: "Isn't this just so inspiring, Professor?"
PP: " I think I'm getting sleigh-sick"

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Betty: Well? Don't you like it? It will teach you positive thinking.
Professor: I'm afraid I might lose it.

PP gives a present

Betty: "Thank you so much, Professor."
Professor: " I didn't want to get you something you already had, Betty."

Betty brings a Mistletoe

Betty: "At Christmas you can kiss someone underneath a sprig of mistletoe.."
PP: "All right. I'll hold the mistletoe. Who are you going to kiss?"

PP is Santa Claus 2007

Betty: "It's easy. You say Ho! Ho! Ho! and lots of children come to you for presents."
PP: "Ho! Ho! Ho!"
Betty: "Of course as any actor great knows, it depends how you say it."

PP prepares for christmas

Betty: "You put a Christmas stocking at the bottom of your bed..."
PP: "I haven't got a stocking."
Betty: "And then Santa comes down the chimney..."
PP: "I haven't got a chimney."
Betty: "Professor, the best present you could receive is some positive thinking"

BETTY GETS SUSPICIOUS

"It wasn't me Betty!"

BETTY SEEKS TRUE LOVE

Betty: eccentric lonely heart seeks robust violin to play along with..
Violin: "no strings attached"

BETTY RAW FOOD

PP: really everything raw? no tea no soup?
Betty: You have no inner peace professor

BETTY AND PUSSYCAT

Betty: "Is that the way you pull toms?"
Cat: "I learned this method from Paris Hilton!"

BETTY DOES YOGA

Guru: "And, do we remember how we got into this position?"
Betty: "I'd rather know how to get out of it!"

BETTY DISCUSSES MODERN TECHNOLOGY

Betty: " Old sweaters, old shoes, old books. Don't you like anything that's new?
PP: "Oh yes. I've taken a liking to the typewriter."

PP is at it again

"There are always things that one cannot really talk about.."