BETTY AND BULL

Today Betty has to make a big decision about marriage

Betty: Guru, I have been proposed to, but I am not sure if I want to accept

Guru: Marriage? You? What a surprise!

Betty: It was love at first sight

Guru: How wonderful, tell me a little bit more about him then , is he handsome?

Betty: Well, he is big, with a broad chest, has strong muscular legs, shiny skin and horns like a real bull

Guru: A bull?

Betty: (sighs) I met him on a >cow hugging trip with colleagues. First it was very relaxing. Then it became exciting...oh, and he has such a big tongue..

Guru: Oh no, that's disgusting. Are you out of your mind?

Betty: What should I do Guru? Grab the bull by the horns right away?

Guru: (grumpy) Well, why don't we discuss the matter a little

Betty: (whispers) but we should hurry up, the deadline is tomorrow; after all he is a business bull

Guru: Let's see..how do you communicate with him?

Betty: Well, his vocabulary is limited but rich. He MOOs or BOOs and sometimes jazzes it up with a grunt or two.

Guru: Betty, that would mean ditching all your dialogues! You want to give all that up for moo-ing?

Betty: Ah, life would be good at the farm Guru: fresh milk and grass and sun and lots of butter every day. How heavenly!

Guru: (cries) BETTY, I DON'T WANT TO SOUND BULLISH BUT: but you're behaving like a stupid cow! It's so tragic to see you like this!

Betty: Oops...alll right then...cheerio!