BETTY MEETS HER TWINFLAME

Today Betty meets her twinflame and almost has a heart attack

Twinflame: You were all alone yesterday, you felt tragically romantic and were longing for someone

Betty: Oh gosh...that's right. How did you know?

Twinflame: Because I am your twinflame

Betty: Twin excuse me?

Twinflame: Twinflame. Do you feel the deep intense and unconditional love between you and me?

Betty: Well, I'm single and a little unfamiliar with deep eternal--

Twinflame: There has been an eternal flame burning between us since the beginning of times

Betty: Oh gosh. You knew about this?

Twinflame: Don't pretend you don't remember Betty- we are one soul, two halves, two you-know-what

Betty: You and I had a date?

Twinflame: Just enjoy the deep and intense contact between us- look me in the eyes

Betty: You are a professional, goodness

Twinflame: (sighs) All these lifetimes,....Oh Betty

Betty: My breathing is going a little too fast, oh dearest, am I having a heart attack?

Twinflame: Possibly. That's tragic. But remember that we will see each other again in the next lifetime

Betty: The next lifetime?

Twin flame: Yes, we meet and split up and meet and split up, it is an eternal cycle. Hey, where are you going?

Betty: Well, I love cycles and wouldn't dare to break an eternal one, so I am splitting up

Twin flame: Betty!!! But I just met you again! I might die now!

Betty: Oops all right then....cheerio!