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Thursday, June 15, 2006

BETTY and TALKING PAPER



Betty talks to Mr. Toppan from Toppan Forms Co about Talking Paper, his newest invention

Betty: Mr. Toppan and Talking Paper, welcome

Mr. Toppan: Say hello to Betty

Talking Paper: (shy) Ghello

Betty: Mr. Toppan, you invented Talking Paper.

Mr. Toppan: I gave it life

Talking Paper: he got me a new job

Betty: you did not like your old job anymore?

Talking Paper: it was boring

Mr. Toppan: he needed something new

Betty: And now you are being watched and people want you to talk?

Talking Paper: yes

Mr. Toppan: (proud) correct. He speaks all languages

Betty to Talking Paper: Do you like being sold? Do you enjoy laying in the window all day, piled up, half naked to make lots of money for Mr. Toppan?

Talking Paper: (shy) hm-I would like to go to school and become a document

Mr. Toppan: This is ridiculous! I opened a bank account for you! you will get all the money you need the moment you are mature enough!

Betty: (firm) Mr. Toppan, let me ask you this: are you a PAPER PIMP

Mr. Toppan: Ms BETTY! shut up. Talking Paper is none of your BUSINESS. It is MINE!

Betty: Oops, all right then...cheerio!

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