BETTY GOES PLACES

Betty discovers an NLS (neurotic lost soul) at the local Supermarket

NLS: I feel so lost, I am in a bad place you know like-- like

Betty: the exit is near the counters

NLS: You are so right; I need to exit. it is getting too difficult to be on this planet of FEAR

Betty: Just DO it boy

NLS: (stops himself) but it might be hard and I just entered five minutes ago. Do you think they'll keep track on how often I enter and exit?

Betty: I don't think it is really a problem; just show them your money and it will be fine

NLS: Come closer. I am getting all confused. How do you know these things? Are you an alien?

Betty: well....

NLS: Come on, a STRAIGHT answer please not this wishy washy shit. Are you an alien or not? Are you from Belgium? the new planet they just discovered?

Betty: yes. I am. Ork ork. I am gonna kidnap you-ork-within 5 minutes- and then I am going to have sex with you. For twelve hours-ork. It will be great. We'll be going to Belgiumland, we'll make a long violent journey together. And Bruce Willis is coming. Isn't that wonderful? Ork. You will not know if you're dead or alive, kissy kissy little fruitcake

NLS: HEEEELP!!! POLICE!!

Betty: oops all right then.....cheerio!