BETTY meets WICCA

Betty speaks to a Wicca with a magic wand

Betty: Hi witch, how magical to meet you

Witch: blessed be, merry meet, merry blessed etcetera etcetera

Betty: any news?

Witch: the birds are good, the earth is kranky, nature unhappy and the people are evil.

Betty: and you?

Witch: I am PUNCHU daughter of Kaneira, Goddess of donkeys, hunting at the dark holes of the Kunurin, world of the Poodles, preserved by the Wild Beast Sakimakyak, who holds the golden tower of Doom between his black teeth. Then with the Orb, the glow of--

Betty: right- how is your headache? you told me you had a headache last time

Witch: terrible. Sometimes I can hardly think. It is terrible. And nothing works you know, nothing of my poudres

Betty: want a smash in the face?

Witch: would it help?

Betty: definitely. According to the wise medicine spirit of Jonas, who hides within the White Coat and seats in the West, holding the Book of Science and the Torch of St. Luke, a slap in the face is a miracle remedy

Witch: all right...But before you do it...I have never heard of this Jonas. What God is he from?

Betty: (smacks the witch, she crashes on the floor) he is from the earth

Witch: O gosh, that felt good. What did you say- he is not from the stars?

Betty: no, his last name is MacGuiness, he is my dokter. He is from St Luke, the famous hospital

Witch: (explodes) Betty! I don't believe in Western crap medicine!

Betty: oops sorry, cheerio!