BETTY BEACH

Today Betty feels very holiday-ish and talks to a beachball

Betty: Hi ball

Ball: Hi Betty

Betty: How is beach life?

Ball: Oh, you know, getting kicked around is always a little unpleasurable

Betty: yeah.

Ball: But I'm having a ball anyway Betty, because I'm very zen

Betty: Really?

Ball: Everytime they throw me in the air I get great ideas and every time I fall on the floor I feel grounded

Betty: You're a buddha ball

Ball: Now i got to go, I got a few shoes to catch

Betty: All right then...cheerio!