Hair

Dear Betty,

Today I woke up only to find a giant hair sticking out of mijn right nipple. Freaked out, I tried to remove it, but to no avail.
This started me thinking as to WHY the hair had decided to surface on my nipple. (WHY?). Had it intended to grow in my armpit, and missed an exit somewhere? Was it sent here by my pubic hair to investigate? If only we could ASK our bodies what they are up to; that would make life so much less hellish.
The hair looked lonely, thereby perfectly matching my own mood.
After showering, the hair looked as if it was there to stay. A scary thought hit me. What if is was really a very long hair, that grew INSIDE my body, like, all over? Resurfacing in random spots? Maybe I am completely filled with hair. That would explain the weird thoughts I tend to have. My brain is too hairy.

Sigh.

Confused greetings, Betty. Keep the brain/body connection open!
Love,
CaveGirl