BETTY GOT BIOLOGICAL
Betty got confronted with babies and got into a biological conflict.
Young mother: poody poody! da da da!
Betty: o dear
Young mother: Don't you think my kid is the most beautiful kid in the whole world?
Betty: I have not seen all the kids in the world yet but..yes he is cute
Young mother: I know, he IS the cutest, poody poody da da da! O look, he moves!
Betty: (grabs and shakes her) GET OUT! GET OUT of this overpossessive obsessive hormone tunnel vision. It is a trick of nature!
Young mother: Betty, are you mad! Let me GO I say. What is wrong with you?
Betty: (out of breath) well, just give it up!
Young mother: why Betty? are you jealous?
Betty: what me? O no, I am not jealous. I would never like to cuddle with something that can't talk and has no sense of humour. No, I suffer from deep biological aversion. But it is GOOD. I would never steal your baby. Or try to do something to it. The aversion is well..it is BIO-LOGICAL
Young mother: I see. (takes her baby) we're going honey. Aunt Betty will calm down by herself
Betty: oops...all right then...cheerio!
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