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Thursday, June 01, 2006

BETTY GIVES ADVICE II


Betty wants to say something to the people

Do you really believe you can change your life? Yes you can!
Here is the case of a silly girl who got lost in her own ways. She stated that she hated the country she moved to.
So she left for another country stating it was much better than the first.
Alas. Although the food was good; the people were all the same. She started to hate her life and her decisions and herself and other people too. She started to eat buckets of mayonaise, in the mean time recalling her terrible life in Holland as she disliked the Dutch. Then she would eat lots of chocolate out of frustration and state she couldn't stand the Belgians because no one wanted to speak her language. And then, out of total self destruction she went to MacDonalds in the mean time thinking about how awful this Bush was. If he could just stop existing then then...This girl exploded after eating 34 kg of French fries. But it didn't matter because when she was dying she remembered how difficult the French people were. And she was happy to die.

Betty thinks this: your life will be full of problems and obstakles anyway, why make it more miserable by thinking it is not right? Make a joke about your problems! say something the reverse! It will be much better.

Go; I AM AFRAID OF AIRPLANES. (then feel the fear)
THen say: I AM AFRAID OF SENALPRIA. (I bett you don't feel fear and you can go to Mexico)

Point at the plane and say, o look, it is a wonderful and very exciting enalp. I have never been in an enalp. I should definitely try it. And YOU WILL try it.

Changing your thoughts will change your emotions. It really works! TRY!

Life is a wonderful trick of nature. Find the magic and you will feel so much better!

Cheerio!

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