Betty Da Vinci

Today Betty tried to meet Tom Hanks and ran into a doormat

Doormat: where do we think we're going?

Betty: we are going to meet Tom Hanks. Is this the house?

Doormat: I personally don't think Tom would want to meet strange girls right now. He is on a secret mission

Betty: Listen silly rug, Tom personally called me to meet him, so get out of my way

Doormat: (pissed off) for you babe, the only way is the auuwgh, are those high heals?

Betty: (steps on him and rings the bell) Hope he answers..what's the code? 1...2...5...6 no 87....45...

Doormat: you're not supposed to know the code. That is the whole deal Betty. The code is secret

Betty: gosh you are so hairy I cannot even see my pumps anymore. Now tell me the code hairy mat!

Doormat: the answer is 13-3-2-21-1-1-8-5, ehm something with a lame guy...(sighs) it's ancient

Betty: Okay can you repeat that? (her mobile rings) oops, someone is ringing me. O, it is from Japan! Hello, Betty here!

Mr. Mashimoto: Bitty! Ghow are you?! Ghow is T-shirt business? Mashimoto Calling Operations Inc. Tokyo- hahaha

Betty: Mr. Mashimoto! Why are you calling?

Mr. Mashimoto: ahahaha funny girl just calling- ghow is your business? come to Tokyo?

Betty: I have no T-shirt business. I hang up now, I am trying to meet Tom Hanks

Mr. Mashimoto: ooo nooo Bitty! no hang up please!

Betty: ...later! (hangs up) Now YOU, are going to tell me exactly how I get through this door and meet Tom

Doormat: Tom is in the Louvre. And he is not alone. He is with Audrey, Betty.

Betty: all right, so fly me to the Louvre. Come on! (squats)

Doormat: (sighs deep) all right, we are about to take off...keep your hands inside the carpet. Refreshments will be brought at an altitude of several thousand yards --oh my God, I have got a bad hairday. I can't go to Paris like this!

Betty: oops...all right then....cheerio!