POSITIVE THINKING

Betty tries to think positive and asks advice from her GURU

Betty: so my question is, how can we think positively when there is so much negative around?

Guru: there is only positive thinking possible when you know what negative thinking is..

Betty: right. so when I say, o this is really shitty, then it is good.

Guru: exactly

Betty: I think what you say is really shitty

Guru: that's fine.

Betty: I think it will never help anybody

Guru: exactly

Betty: You might want to end it all

Guru: well Betty...a little bit more respect wouldn't hurt you

Betty: you see, it is hard to keep thinking positive no?

Guru: Betty! Come on Betty! negative thinking is not about insulting anyone!

Betty: o, that all depends on who you talk to.

GURU: no! no! that is so horrible to say. you make me sad Betty really! You should say things that are happy and light!

Betty: Well... first you say negative is good because it lives next to positive and then I try it and you get all mad and say you never want to hear negative things anymore. Well, how do YOU stay positive when there is negativity around?

Guru: I don't know! You're right. There is nothing we can do, once we're negative we're negative. Booohooo (cries) I feel so sad that you think my help isn't any good!

Betty: Don't be sad! it was only a joke!

Guru: yes yes. (he cries, goes off)

Betty: oops...all right then...cheerio!