BETTY MEETS A JOURNALIST

Betty meets a journalist who doesn't know what's new

Betty: So, what's new?

Journalist: eh...old people died, epidemics, something with earthquakes, war eh...

Betty: That sounds very old to me...

Journalist: Weird. It is the news of today...

Betty: Well, why don't you write something HOT?

Journalist: Like what? I just hunted a minister about fraud, I mean, that's quite hot

Betty: Oh no, hot news is the awsome collaboration between BONO and his guitarist, the new APE TELEVISION channel in Ohio, beating CANCER by LOVE, the adventures of a young romantic woman in a red dress and her writers clan..Cave Girl alone at home..

Journalist: It's too new. People won't recognize it

Betty: I think you have no idea of what really interests the public

Journalist: Are you insulting me?

Betty: Yes, we are building up a BIG CONFLICT with lots of TENSION and a new WAR started just now, since all TRUST has been BROKEN just by these WRONG WORDS. BEWARE OF TOXIC INFLUENCES, YOUR LIFE IS IN DANGER, THREATENED AND ABUSED, this could lead to...

Journalist: HELP! SCARY LANGUAGE!

Betty: Oops all right then...cheerio!